Excellent! Your application has successfully landed on our (virtual) desk, right next to the coffee mug and that USB stick we’ve been looking for since 2019.
What now?
Our guild officers are reviewing applications. This usually takes about as long as it takes to install a game update… but hopefully faster. Expect to hear from us within 24-48 hours.
You’ll get an email either way:
âś… Approved? Welcome to the guild! We’ll send you the keys to the kingdom (login details, IRC server info, Mumble voice server, and the secret handshake instructions).
❌ Not quite the right fit? No hard feelings. You’re still cool in our book.
⚠️ Pro tip from people who’ve seen it all:
Check your spam folder! Our emails sometimes end up there, probably because they’re as old as we are and occasionally get confused about where they’re supposed to go.
While you wait, you could:
- Perfect your excuse for that raid wipe from 2008
- Practice saying “Back in my day…” without sounding too ancient
- Mentally prepare for our level of dad jokes (spoiler: it’s high)
- Dust off your IRC client (or just use our web interface – we’re old, not Amish)
- Contemplate whether pineapple belongs on pizza (heated guild debate)
Remember:
We’re not just recruiting players, we’re building a community of gamers who remember when you had to blow on cartridges to make them work, appreciate tactical gameplay over twitch reflexes, and know that the real endgame content is hanging out with good people.
We run our own servers because we’re tired of Big Tech drama. No Discord data mining, no corporate overlords, just us old folks running our own show.
Thanks for your interest in joining the old folks’ home!
The Rebellicious Team
P.S. – Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for that embarrassing raid wipe story you shared. We’ve all been there. Some of us more recently than we’d like to admit.
P.P.S. – Seriously though, check your spam folder. We mean it. Karen’s application last week ended up there and she almost missed out on taco Tuesday… er, raid Tuesday.